January 29, 2008

The Diarrhoea Out of Control ™ Marketing System

A buddy of mine bought an e-book, then an e-course too. Later he bought some more. He learned that you have to give people what they are hungry and thirsty for. You have to give them what they are desperate for.

Then he learned that you have to put fear into their hearts. Into their guts. If they don't buy the latest offer the price will go up. If they don't buy it now, it will be gone forever.

He worked his fingers to the bone at the keyboard of his PC, 3 hours a night for 4 weeks. Three different niches, three different sites. He checked his PayPal account:

"My Account Overview"

"PayPal Balance"

$0.00

As he types, he has no yacht, no affiliates, no list to speak of.

As I type, there are 4 on the DOC-MS ™ list.

It is not a limited class.

We have no “downsells” or “second chance offers”.

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DOC-MS ™ is already open.

It doesn't close on February 3rd.

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December 8, 2007

Joel Comm's Adsense Traffic Secrets

We urgently need to get one dollar or more into our currently empty PayPal account.  We're going to try to do that by selling at least one copy of a very low cost product from one of the experts from the Secret Classroom.  A quick bit of research revealed the ideal ebook - Joel Comm's Adsense Traffic Secrets.

To discover this little gem I headed over to 7dollaroffers.com and browsed around. As luck would have it a couple of products from Joel Comm himself are on sale at $7 dollars a pop.  The advantage of 7dollaroffers.com in our current predicament is that 75% of all sales we make are paid directly into our PayPal account, which is just perfect.  The disadvantage is that this is a statistical thing.  On average we get 3/4 of all sales, but the first sale might go straight to the PayPal account of the owner of 7dollaroffers, and we'd still have nothing to pay for our 14 day Traffic Geyser trial.  If that happened we'd have to wait for the second sale, and there's no telling how long that might take, because we're still only getting a trickle of traffic.

Is there any kind soul out there who could do us and our experiment a tremendous favour and buy Adsense Traffic Secrets or one of the other $7 products from us?  Alternatively if you happen to know Michael Koenigs' phone number please give him a call and ask him if he could make us an irresistible offer that we cannot possibly refuse, even in our currently dire financial state.

Thanks very much in advance.

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